He's at his desk, pissed off that Cartman and the others don't seem moved by the slaughter.
I don't give a crap 'bout whales so go and hug a tree. I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be. You know, when all the whales and dolphins in the world are gone, people are gonna wish that at some point they had taken a little time to care just a little goddamn bit! Stan, me and Kenny don't give two shits about stupid-ass whaaales! Kenny? You don't care about whales and dolphins being slaughtered? It seems like everyone has an attitude of "that's just the way they are" or "that's just the way it is"! Nobody likes it, but everybody's too busy to do anything about it! I don't like it, but it's just the way they are. What are we gonna do, Stan? It's, it's not like we can change the way an entire country thinks. So? Dude, don't you guys care? We have to do something. I'm talking about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins.ĭude, they've been doing that for a long time. Look, I really think it's time for us to do something. He's at the chorus while Kenny is on a Rock Band drum set. Cartman is singing Lady Gaga's "Poker Face". (In Japanese Accent) Fuck you weiru, anda fuck you dohfiiin! Ĭartman's house, day. When asked if all of Japan supported the slaughtering of whales and dolphins, the current Prime Minister of Japan, Yukio Hatoyama, had this to say: Aquariums had been experimenting with methods to keep the Japanese out, but so far nothing seems to stop them. Several whales and dolphins were again slaughtered by the Japanese today, this time at the Six Flags Discovery Kingdom near San Francisco.
This is not the kind of thing you want happening during kickoff. Oh Dan it looks like Japanese people are now rushing onto the field. The Miami Dolphins home field, Land Shark Stadium, day.ĭan Dierdorf here, welcoming you to this great football matchup between the Kansas City Chiefs and the Miami Dolphins. But hey, at least you still got your T-shirt! And you always have your neat picture. Certainly not as much as us normal people do. Sorry your birthday got a little ruined by the Japanese. Randy peeks in to see how Stan is doing, then walks in and goes to Stan's bed. Some dolphins are performing tricks when the Japanese men strike a third time.Īll right Jessica, now put your arms out like this. These whales live mostly in the Arctic region. These are our favorite animals here at the Atlanta Zoo. The guide here is in front of a huge tank with a thick glass wall through which sea life can be seen. (In Japanese Accent) Fuck you dofiiin! Īnother location. Uh all right, let's just uh, get you to put your hands, palms down, on the water. Now who would like to get a kiss from one? What whimsical creatures aren't they? All the dolphins you will be encountering today are Atlantic bottlenose dolphins. If they come near you you can touch their back just no grabbing please. And here they come: this is Trigger and Dolly, uh there's Bubbles. My name is Chet and I'll be your guide and trainer as you meet these intelligent and truly magical creatures. Among them are the Marshes.Īll right, everyone, welcome to the Dolphin Encounter here at the Denver Aquarium. A group of people are wading around in a dolphin pool.